I need that oompa loompa guy from the willy wanka movie to follow me around my entire life and pinch me every time I forget how lucky I am to have all these people in my life that love me and every time I doubt that I’m a hella rad person. I mean it really could be anyone it doesn’t have to be the one oompa loompa dude but that would just make things more fun

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

candiestewart:

when someone shows you the receipts of your fav being problematic

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w is not a vowel

every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

Anonymous: I told my dad that iowa is the only state w/ only vowels and he said "no it has an h in it" 

corporateaccount:

give your dad $30 for me

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

twitches3:

whenyouwishupondisney:

kristoffbjorgman:

why are people shipping elsa with jack frost

we all know who the real icy otp is

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vanilla chocolate swirl 4eva

Omfg

UHM MAYBE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD BUT HE HAS A WIFE WHO IS THE GREATEST GOOD HE IS EVER GONNA GET

Anonymous: Just wanted to let you know that you're super cool and funky fresh 

ilysm