spicy-vagina-tacos:

mistakes were made today

I’m so happy these snaps were sent to me

crapaccino:

I got a bun (:

crapaccino:

I have been eating chips for like ten mins with my head phones in but no music playing because it sounds so cool I feel like Godzilla

crapaccino:

are my beanie babies worth anything yet

my boyfriend just met my like entire family and I got the stamp of approval from like all of them this is a dream come true my grandma even asked us when we are getting married wow he’s so perfect of course my family loved him but like I’m just so happy right now I can’t stop cheesin

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

are my beanie babies worth anything yet

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

I have been eating chips for like ten mins with my head phones in but no music playing because it sounds so cool I feel like Godzilla